Cranberry Flags: Found Poem From Someone Else's Random Text Generator Output/Filler

Friday, November 27, 2009

Found Poem From Someone Else's Random Text Generator Output/Filler

xylophone cat
neural tectonic dust mechanism

centralizing tic
material body

contemporary misuse
forehanded predestination

equanimous blowpipe analysis
plainclothes Paraguay canker brake

handsbreadth accumulate
hypogynous insertion

northerliness coral bean
science fiction rationalism

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Andrew Ironwood said...: My apologies to previous commentors -- some housekeeping wuz required [le sigh]...; 5:43 PM, April 23, 2010
jloely said...: No problem :)...; 10:20 PM, April 23, 2010
KK said...: this looks like some of the more inspired spam I've recevied ;); 9:40 PM, December 02, 2010

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Friday, November 27, 2009

Found Poem From Someone Else's Random Text Generator Output/Filler

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