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posted by Andrew Ironwood at 11:00 PM
Monday, February 23, 2009
About Me
- Name: Andrew Ironwood
- Location: Ohio, United States
Fortysomething pet parent & lifelong Ohioan (except for those four years in Indiana, but we shan't speak of that again). Third-generation Finnish-American on my mother's side, INTJ, Aquarius (Scorpio rising), currently-unemployed software programmer/analyst, semi-retired semi-pro musician, wanna-be shaman/magician, cat wrangler, dog whisperer, offically diagnosed social phobic, undiagnosed autistic, mortgage payer, freak flag flyer, perpetual student, metaphorical tightrope walker, and polypseudonymical aspiring would-be raging inexorable thunderlizard evangelist prone to strange wordplay (esp. bad puns) and odd twitchinesses ...
FURIOUS FAITHFUL:
abandon all hoprah
alison m rosen
amazing coin operated girl
anagramsci
annie duke
art worth making
asperger square 8
babblebook
babette's blog
baby lulu
bloggess
casey mckinnon
comics ate my brain
daniel's poker journal
deus ex machinatio
e=mcbrennan
erica henderson
four o'clock in the morning
freedom and its price
gabbro b-sides
green gabbro
has boobs, reads comics
hitwoman
introspectacles
jinxi boo
johnny bacardi show
jolt of reality
kid sis in hollywood
life at the speed of crazy
maximum verbosity
mccainblogette
mindspillage
momma d jane
now what
raise or fold
ramblings of a sometimes crazy redhead
razz challenge
shauna glenn
sperari tumblelog
tess harrison
textbook enigmatic
train is lost
typing makes me sound busy
unspace
uppercase woman
violins and starships
world of chaos
world of jill twiss
SEQUENTIAL ART:
diesel sweeties
garfield minus garfield
goats
punch n pie
pvp
sluggy freelance
something positive
xkcd
MISC RESOURCES:
banana slug
bioregional animism
bloggess army
brain candy
dive into accessability
fibromyalgia guide
ketogah's blog
life in the country
myspace band reviews
off the record
open letter
scifi channel rants
spoon theory
unicode resources
wright this way
wrtsl54gs adventures
w3schools
DISCLAIMERS AND OTHER LEGAL LOOPHOLES:
The author of this blog does hereby affirm and assert that, while this blog may have been manufactured
on the same factory equipment as some non-fictional works (and thus may contain some particulate smattering of reality),
the U.S. Surgeon General has determined that the truth-value of any randomly selected subsection of this blog
is fully indeterminate in the Schroedingerian sense with regard to its speed, location, or spin.
Therefore, this blog and its contents should be considered a work of fiction
(after all, that's how its author views it -- and his life --
in fact, you really should consider the author a work of fiction as well...).
The opinions expressed herein may well be a fig in the eye of Sir Isaac Newton in your alternate reality,
and should not be used as a load bearing instrument or a counterpoise.
Any resemblance to any person or persons living or dead, real or imaginary, is purely a product of your whiskey-bent & hell-bound imagination
and does not necessarily represent the belief system of this blog, its author or the Archdiocese at any point in the known spacetime continuum.
Any rebroadcast, reproduction, or other use of the words and/or images from this blog without the express written consent of the author
or Major League Baseball is immoral, fattening, and known to be hazardous when used with asbestos-based building materials.
All warranties are neither implied nor inferred, so get a kung-fu grip on yo' bad self already.
Void whereever prohibited by law, treaty, tribal customs, or latest Interstellar Concordance.
Do not expose to ultraviolet light, gamma radiation or cosmic rays. Keep cool; process promptly.
Post no bills. Bill no posts. Bury me not in ole Virginny.
The preceding has been brought to you by the letters Q and W and the number 32767.
Most rights reserved under one of my aliases assigned to me
by the New World Order as part of the Amish Witness Relocation Program.
No salesmen or Klingons will call. Can you dig it? I knew that you could.
All bets are off, the cows have fled the barn, and Elvis has left the building.
Failure to take any of the above with an appropriate number of grains of salt may result in psychic whiplash,
and my personal imaginary psychic law firm says that that would (in its entirety) be your own dernded fault...
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