Monday, July 21, 2008

Three Correct Letters Out Of Four Ain't So Bad, I Reckon...

[via Lis the Inspirer]

You Are An ISTJ
The Duty Fulfiller

You are responsible, reliable, and hardworking - you get the job done. You prefer productive hobbies, like woodworking or knittings. Quiet and serious, you are well prepared for whatever life hands you. Conservative and down-to-earth, you hardly ever do anything crazy.

In love, you are loyal and honest. If you commit yourself to someone, then you're fully committed. For you, love is something that happens naturally. And you don't need romantic gestures to feel loved.

At work, you remember details well and are happy to take on any responsibility. You would make a great business executive, accountant, or lawyer.

How you see yourself: Decisive, stable, and dependable

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Boring, conservative, and egotistical

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

I *Am* Inordinately Fond Of Walking In L-Shaped Patterns...

[via Betty the Prioress]

Your result for The "Who Would You Be in 1400 AD?" Test...

The Knight

You scored 47% Cardinal, 33% Monk, 32% Lady, and 51% Knight!


You are the hero. Brave and bold. You are strong and utterly selfless. You are also a pawn to your superiors and will be lucky if you live very long. If you survive the Holy wars you are thrust into, you will be praised for your valor, and opportunities both romantic and financial will become available to you.

Take The "Who Would You Be in 1400 AD?" Test at HelloQuizzy

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Known Some Call Is Air Am

Known some call is air am
Carnalism so womanlike
Quasi-normal menus
As I'm a wit as on
I am not as I was...

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

The Military Paranoia Of Nephrological Nephology

a thousand wooden pigeons scream
an aria of pain
around an attractive flame

bedpans of cholera
around my knees
as nurses collect skin
for the local sawmill

breathing vapors of methane
in your basement
through your ears
hearing your endearments
while I gaze upon
your succulent earlobes...