Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Play Liszt For Me...
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.If someone says "Is this Okay?" You say:
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it makes you look.
"Dance Cadaverous" - Wayne Shorter [must make note of this fer future usage (grin)...]
How would you describe yourself?
"Rahsaanic (LP Version)" - Rahsaan Roland Kirk [okay, I can go with that...]
What do you like in a guy and/or girl?
"ayashi no hikari" - Kagrra, [anyone here speak Japanese?...]
How do you feel today?
"So Much More" - Supreme Beings of Leisure
What's your life purpose?
"Oh Mary Don't You Weep" - Bruce Springsteen
What do your friends think of you?
"Love Wheel" - Daniel Johnston
What do your parents think of you?
"Italian Concerto - movement 3" - Johann Sebastian Bach
What do you often think about?
"Daisy (aka A Bicycle Built for Two)" - John Fahey [well, I *do* think aboot my dog Daisy a lot in the course of the day...]
What do you think about the person you like?
"Scraps" - Steve Lacy
What is your life's story?
"Black Mile" - Wayne Shorter
What will you dance to at your wedding?
"Light Over Water: Part I" - John Adams
What will they play at your funeral?
"Speak My Language (Album Version)" - Laurie Anderson
What is your biggest fear?
"That's All Right" - Rory Block [????...]
What is your biggest secret?
"You Took Advantage of Me" - Art Tatum
What do you think of your friends?
"Crossing Great Salt Lake, U-take" - Kronos Quartet
What do you think about your past?
"Such Great Heights" - Postal Service
What is your future going to be like?
"ayashi no hikari" - Kagrra, [oh, sure, it'd have to be in a language I *don't* speak, *again*...]
What do you see in the person you like?
"Madness" - Miles Davis
What will the song be for you and your spouse?
"I Can Feel Your Heartbeat" - Partridge Family
Monday, November 19, 2007
Okay, But I'm *Not* Killing Pete Ross...
(42% dark, 34% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT
Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.
You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my best friend's best test:
The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
written by jason_bateman
home of the The Dating Persona Test
Saturday, November 17, 2007
A Foolish Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Little Minds
|You Are 88% Open Minded|
You are so open minded
that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really.
But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body,
and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy,
even if you sometimes contradict yourself.
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Note To Self #136:
Examples of such signs I've misread recently --
[EDIT: so which do you think would be a better band name -- "Stuffed Christ" or "Stuffed Christ Pizza"?...]
Monday, November 05, 2007
I Am Your Father!...
|Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius|
You can be cruel
and torment people who disagree with you.
there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you.
You have a knack for inflicting pain on people
and use your intellect during battle.
Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader
[via my unlikely daughter Luke Skywalker...]