Tuesday, November 27, 2007

So, Seven Guys With A Phillips In Each Hand?...


It would take 14 Screwdrivers to kill me
Looking for payday loans?

[via the Rum-and-Coke drinking Johnny Bacardi...]

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Play Liszt For Me...

[because I haven't ganked a meme from .ck. in a while...]

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it makes you look.
If someone says "Is this Okay?" You say:
"Dance Cadaverous" - Wayne Shorter [must make note of this fer future usage (grin)...]

How would you describe yourself?
"Rahsaanic (LP Version)" - Rahsaan Roland Kirk [okay, I can go with that...]

What do you like in a guy and/or girl?
"ayashi no hikari" - Kagrra, [anyone here speak Japanese?...]

How do you feel today?
"So Much More" - Supreme Beings of Leisure

What's your life purpose?
"Oh Mary Don't You Weep" - Bruce Springsteen

What do your friends think of you?
"Love Wheel" - Daniel Johnston

What do your parents think of you?
"Italian Concerto - movement 3" - Johann Sebastian Bach

What do you often think about?
"Daisy (aka A Bicycle Built for Two)" - John Fahey [well, I *do* think aboot my dog Daisy a lot in the course of the day...]

What do you think about the person you like?
"Scraps" - Steve Lacy

What is your life's story?
"Black Mile" - Wayne Shorter

What will you dance to at your wedding?
"Light Over Water: Part I" - John Adams

What will they play at your funeral?
"Speak My Language (Album Version)" - Laurie Anderson

What is your biggest fear?
"That's All Right" - Rory Block [????...]

What is your biggest secret?
"You Took Advantage of Me" - Art Tatum

What do you think of your friends?
"Crossing Great Salt Lake, U-take" - Kronos Quartet

What do you think about your past?
"Such Great Heights" - Postal Service

What is your future going to be like?
"ayashi no hikari" - Kagrra, [oh, sure, it'd have to be in a language I *don't* speak, *again*...]

What do you see in the person you like?
"Madness" - Miles Davis

What will the song be for you and your spouse?
"I Can Feel Your Heartbeat" - Partridge Family

Monday, November 19, 2007

Okay, But I'm *Not* Killing Pete Ross...

[via The Provacateur Johnny Bacardi]

Your Score: the Prankster
(42% dark, 34% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher



The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my best friend's best test:
The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test
written by jason_bateman
on OkCupid,
home of the The Dating Persona Test

Saturday, November 17, 2007

A Foolish Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Little Minds

[via Johnny Bacardi]

You Are 88% Open Minded

You are so open minded
that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really.
But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body,
and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy,
even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Note To Self #136:

A good resource for rock band names might be the misreading of signs while in the car.

Examples of such signs I've misread recently --

Board of Zombie Appeal

Cheesecake Burrito

Stuffed Christ

[EDIT: so which do you think would be a better band name -- "Stuffed Christ" or "Stuffed Christ Pizza"?...]

Monday, November 05, 2007

I Am Your Father!...


Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius

You can be cruel
and torment people who disagree with you.
Deep down,
there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you.
You have a knack for inflicting pain on people
and use your intellect during battle.

Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader

[via my unlikely daughter Luke Skywalker...]