The Poker Player's Refrain:
I HATE POKER!!!...
I got knocked out at 1:23.
Flopped a King-high straight, rainbow flop -- guy to my right pushes 3/4 of his stack in -- I go all in -- get three callers: one has top pair, one has two pair and the last (the guy to my right) has a gutshot nut straight.
So what happens?
Mr. Top Pair gets runner-runner clubs to make an Ace-high flush.
[see post title again - sigh...]