The James Lipton Meme
1.What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
A stiff drink, a sunset, a hug... lotsa things...
4. What turns you off?
tales told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...
5. What sound or noise do you love?
a piano played by a small child who doesn't yet know they need lessons...
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
squealing tires, or voices raised in anger...
7. What is your favorite curse word?
(according to the wife) G*dd*mn (and its many variations...)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
artificial intelligence researcher (assuming I can't get the gig opening fer Tori Amos...)
9. What profession would you not like to do?
any form of sales...
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Next show is in 10 minutes -- do you want to start with electric or acoustic?..."