Tuesday, September 25, 2007

You Realize That MENSA Is Gonna Cancel My Membership Over This, Of Course, Of Course...

How smart are you?
Am-I-Dumb.com -
Are you dumb?

[via the nearly-as-intelligent Erica Henderson...]

Monday, September 24, 2007

I Would Say I Wuz Amused If I Wuz Sure Yawl Couldn't Throw Produce This Far...

Your home is a
Muse's Hideout
Your kitchen consists of dilithium-powered food replicators, manned by obedient robot slaves, who are sure to never, ever rebel. I mean, it's preposterous to even consider it. There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom has a bedside table with a pad for writing down late-night inspirations. Your study has every language reference book ever written, including now-useless titles like Learn Javascript 2.0! and C++ Programming for Windows 95. (Why are you keeping those?) One of your garages contains a life-sized X-Wing fighter, and KITT. (KITT was a gift from a well-meaning uncle.)

Your home also includes a gallery of your favorite works -- the originals, of course. Your guests enjoy your animatronic replica of the cantina at Mos Eisley. Outside is your radio telescope, listening constantly for alien transmissions. Especially invaders. They'll come eventually, even if nobody believes you. (Nobody does.)

And, you have a pet -- a cat named "Vincent".

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Find YOUR Dream Home!

[via Time-Lord Betty]

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Apparently Watching CSI *Does* Come In Handy...

Minimal: You would most likely not get caught, but if you did, it would be due to technological developments arising after the case had gone cold.
from QuizGalaxy.com

[via the guilty-conscienced Betty]

Monday, September 03, 2007

Writing In The Snow During The Summer?...

My Fortune Cookie told me:
The yellow apostrophes are pointing in the right direction.
Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

[via -E]