Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The Problematic Perils of Polypseudonymity

Stopped at the pet store on the way home from work last night for some Cat Sup cat milk [which for my oldest cat is a required evening staple, while my youngest dog now deems it a necessary aperitif to *his* evening meal - yes, I spoil them both rotten].

On my way back to my car, fellow in the parking lot stopped me and asked me if my name was Howard.

Took me a full 3 seconds to mentally shuffle thru all my aliases before I could truthfully answer 'No'...

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Sweet Is The Day Of Sacred Rest...

In the comments of a certain forum, I stated that I wasn't the sort of person who was particularly into sweets.

Then this evening, when I went to my massage therapist for my once-every-two-weeks tuneup, what scent does she pull out of her aromatherapy arsenal first thing?

Vanilla fudge.

Go ahead, just try and guess what I'm jonesing fer right now.

(I *hates* it when the Universe gets cheap laughs at my expense...)

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Well, I Knew I Wasn't Disney-Level, Anyhoo...

Your Mind is PG-13 Rated
Your mind is definitely a little dirty.
You're naughty, but not trashy.
You don't shy away from a dirty joke,
and you're clearly not a prude.

[via Betty]

Friday, January 12, 2007

In Honor Of Thumper's Mother...

... and my once-near-resolution to try to blog more positively in the new year, I will refrain from blogging aboot the brief suspension in the operation of this site until I've counted to ten (hundred [thousand -- *maybe*...])