Saturday, September 23, 2006

First Draft of Life List

1) Build or commission a diorama of baseball-playing beavers wearing replicas of official Major League Baseball uniforms.

2) Build or commission an ant farm shaped like an antelope's head.

3) Wear more sunscreen...

3 Comments:

Blogger Geek with Wings said...

Man, that is a lot to live up to.

12:57 PM, September 23, 2006  
Blogger Andrew Ironwood said...

Well, that *is* just the first draft...

[VERIFICATION: zemwuqni - a lighter-than-air variety of zuchinni used for lift in early German proto-zeppelins...]

2:15 AM, September 24, 2006  
Blogger Lynn said...

In your next draft you need to add:

4) Post pictures of the results of #1 and #2 for the entertainment of my online friends.

12:29 AM, September 27, 2006  

Post a Comment

<< Home