Saturday, September 23, 2006

This Comes As Little Surprise To Most Of You...

Andrew Ironwood To Live With Chimps In Africa

Andrew Ironwood is now crazy,
and flings poop at whoever approaches.
What Will Your Headline Be? at

[Via Betty the Would-Be Presidential Assassin]

First Draft of Life List

1) Build or commission a diorama of baseball-playing beavers wearing replicas of official Major League Baseball uniforms.

2) Build or commission an ant farm shaped like an antelope's head.

3) Wear more sunscreen...

I Thought A Mudpie Was A Bird?...
Oh, *Magpie*? Never Mind...

You Are Mud Pie
Mud Pie
You're the perfect combo of flavor and depth.
Those who like you give into their impulses.

[via Lemon Meringue Lynn]

Sunday, September 17, 2006

CDs I Should Be Fixing With The Scratch Repair Kit Bought Several Days Ago Which Is Still Unopened...

Beck - Odelay
Jeff Buckley - Grace
Eric Dolphy - The Essential Eric Dolphy On Prestige
Gin Blossoms - New Miserable Experience
Heart - Greatest Hits
Jefferson Airplane - Surrealistic Pillow
Pearl Jam - rearviewmirror (greatest hits 1991-2003)
Renee Rosnes - As We Are Now
John Tesh - A Windham Hill Retrospective
Trio - Da Da Da

Friday, September 08, 2006

"Hippocrates Here Is Going To Balance Your Humors..."

33% Extroversion,
80% Intuition,
72% Emotiveness,
57% Perceptiveness
You are an artist, an aesthete, a sensitive, and someone who has never really let go of that childlike innocence. To you, all of life has a sense of wonder in it, and the story of Orpheus was written about someone just like you.

When the Argo passed the island of the Sirens, Orpheus played a song more beautiful than the Sirens to prevent the crew from becoming enticed. When his wife died, he ventured into the underworld to charm Hades but, in his naivete, he looked back becoming trapped there.

You can capture your unique world view and relate it to others with the skill of a master storyteller. Your sensitivity and creativity make you a treasure to the human race, but your thin-skinned nature and innocence can cause you a lot of disenchantment and pain. What's doubly unfortunate is that, if you try to lose those traits, you never will, and everyone will be able to tell that you're putting up an artificial shell to prevent yourself from being hurt.

Famous people like you: Hemingway, Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Melville, Nick Tosches

Stay clear of: Icarus, Hermes, Atlas

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on Extroversion
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You scored higher than 99% on Intuition
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You scored higher than 99% on Emotiveness
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You scored higher than 99% on Perceptiveness
Link: The Greek Mythology Personality Test
written by Aleph_Nine
on OkCupid Free Online Dating,
home of the 32-Type Dating Test

[via The Oracle]

Over Sleepy Garden Walls...

Dark Purple

To others, you seem a bit dark, mysterious, and moody. In truth, you are just a very unique person who doesn't care what others think. And you really enjoy your offbeat interests and friends. You've decided that life is about living for yourself - simple as that.

[via Roland the Seedless California Grape]